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You know how lavender is supposed to be relaxing? But you hate the smell of lavender? I feel you. Try this: Start out each morning by splashing wrm water on your face. Wash thoroughly with this soap. Pat dry. Scream "fuck" into a pillow for a solid 5-10 minutes. Apply gentle moisturizer then promptly go back to bed. 


Ingredients Lard, lavender infused coconut oil, olive oil, castor oil, fragrance

Too Stressed to Be Blessed Lard Soap

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