Lavender, lemon and oakYou know how lavender is supposed to be relaxing? But you hate the smell of lavender? I feel you. Try this: start out each morning by splashing your face with warm water. Wash thoroughly with this soap. Pat dry. Scream “fuck” into your pillow fora solid 5-10 minutes. Apply gentle moisturizer then promptly go back to bed.Ingredients: lard, lavender infused coconut oil, olive oil, castor oil, fragrance 

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